as miss golightly was saying

she uses vaaaaaaaa-aaaseline.

this will not stop being funny to me.

zombify:

Zombie inspired Nails. (Zombified Nails) For how I did it, Go to: http://vee-rawr.tumblr.com/post/6721277172/nails-painted-zombified
P.S I like your brains ;D

zombify:

Zombie inspired Nails. (Zombified Nails) For how I did it, Go to: http://vee-rawr.tumblr.com/post/6721277172/nails-painted-zombified

P.S I like your brains ;D


hippiehideaway:

tilt back your screen. 

hippiehideaway:

tilt back your screen. 

thebubblegumgang:

Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse On A Budget
We all get so caught up in our zombie apocalypse fantasies that we often forget the importance of money when it comes to fighting off hordes of undead. If you don’t have the money to prepare accordingly for the day the dead walk the earth, then it’s imperative that you know how to survive until you can pry a shotgun from the cold, dead hands of a mutilated corpse. Here are a few tips on how to do so:
- Boarding up windows and doors requires an enormous amount of wood, which you’ll have to acquire in a hurry. Instead of risking the riot at the local hardware store, pull apart a shed or garage for the planks you’ll need. You can even tear apart the treehouse in your neighbours backyard. If their children complain, beat them to a pulp with the wood. A zombie apocalypse isn’t a place to make friends.
- It will be incredibly difficult if your kitchen isn’t fully stocked, so while eating a family member isn’t something you would normally do, drastic times call for drastic measures. Eat your fattest family member first. Work your way through your loved ones in descending order and hope you’re the smallest. If there’s ever been a reason to get in shape, it’s the possibility of your parents feasting on your bones.
- You’re not going to start out with an arsenal of weapons and unlimited ammunition to mow down the advancing undead, so you’re going to have to start small. Utilise anything you can afford to break over the head of a zombie, including baseball bats, gardening equipment, pieces of wood, severed limbs, and that guitar you never learnt to play. Just use anything long and hard… No guys, not that…

thebubblegumgang:

Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse On A Budget

We all get so caught up in our zombie apocalypse fantasies that we often forget the importance of money when it comes to fighting off hordes of undead. If you don’t have the money to prepare accordingly for the day the dead walk the earth, then it’s imperative that you know how to survive until you can pry a shotgun from the cold, dead hands of a mutilated corpse. Here are a few tips on how to do so:

- Boarding up windows and doors requires an enormous amount of wood, which you’ll have to acquire in a hurry. Instead of risking the riot at the local hardware store, pull apart a shed or garage for the planks you’ll need. You can even tear apart the treehouse in your neighbours backyard. If their children complain, beat them to a pulp with the wood. A zombie apocalypse isn’t a place to make friends.

- It will be incredibly difficult if your kitchen isn’t fully stocked, so while eating a family member isn’t something you would normally do, drastic times call for drastic measures. Eat your fattest family member first. Work your way through your loved ones in descending order and hope you’re the smallest. If there’s ever been a reason to get in shape, it’s the possibility of your parents feasting on your bones.

- You’re not going to start out with an arsenal of weapons and unlimited ammunition to mow down the advancing undead, so you’re going to have to start small. Utilise anything you can afford to break over the head of a zombie, including baseball bats, gardening equipment, pieces of wood, severed limbs, and that guitar you never learnt to play. Just use anything long and hard… No guys, not that…

gaspundkiss:

The hair… the makeup… the leopard print ♥♥♥

gaspundkiss:

The hair… the makeup… the leopard print 

day 30 - your favorite song at this time last year

a fine frenzy // “fever”

day 29 - a song from your childhood

ll cool j // “mama said knock you out”

day 28 - a song that makes you feel guilty

cali swag district // “teach me how to dougie”

i don’t know if this meant another guilty pleasure song. but this one suuuure is. stupid dougie.